Ladies and gentlemen, pay no attention to that madman.
But first a you gather around, signorini, signori.I wish-a to know-a, who has-a the nerve-a to say.Music begins, adolfo Pirelli: Now signorini, signori, we mix-a da lather.The fastest, smoothest shave, is the winner!And I say to you, it is nothing but an arrant fraud.Require da flair, for if-a you slip, you nick da skin.It was-a da pope!Either accept my hayward pool equipment rebate challenge.And I have opened a bottle of Pirelli's Elixir.Yet I wager that I can shave a cheek.To shave-a da face To trim-a da beard To make-a da bristle Clean like a whistle Dis is from early infancy Da talent give to me by God It take-a da skill It take-a da brains It take-a da will To take-a da pains.
To shave-a da face, to cut-a da hair, require da grace.
Over here, bring me a chair.
Pirelli (spoken you hear dis foolish man?The fastest, smoothest shave is the winner.You looking a man who have had.I lay them against five pounds, you are no match for.The Contest Song Lyrics, song from Sweeney Todd, pirelli (sung).Widout it-a smart, require da heart!Who's to be the first for a magnificent shave?